Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Ronda Gorge


Ronda Gorge
Originally uploaded by AndyRob
This is the amazing gorge at Ronda in southern Spain.

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Havering Folk Club News March 7th 2010

Havering Folk Club News

7th March 2010

 

Hi gang,

 

Pete here once again with this week’s edition of Havering Folk Club News.

 

Wednesday,  3rd March:

This was Simon Oliver’s featured evening and what a terrific evening it was. Simon hasn’t sung all that often just recently and one tends to forget how good he really is. He certainly reminded us in tremendous style on Wednesday as everyone I spoke to agreed. Well done mate!

 

We still managed to fit in 18 floor spots as well, albeit for one song only each. As Pep was MC for the evening, he and Terry got us off to a fine start and they were followed by Smolowik, Mixed Spice, Foxen, JoJo, Margaret Brown, Maureen & Bernie Pilgrim, Shiela Step-Dance Grainger accompanied by Bernie once again, Andy Roberts, Dave Worley, Linda Worley, myself, Bert Dady and Keith Petty, Tony Thomson, Jane Thomson, Mick Brown (plus the Phantom Harmonica-Player), Kriss Pouch and finally, Rosie Varey.

 

Haverfolkies’ Outside Activities:

Occasional Haverman Richard Staines has a gig in Norwich on Saturday 13th March at 13.00. It’s at the Café Bar of the Norwich Arts Centre, so if you’re up that way, he’d be delighted to see you.

 

Saturday 6th March also sees another Jerry Spangles open mic night at the Plough Inn, Wood Street, Walthamstow, with an appearance from Al Neville. I’m still not sure what the frequency of these sessions is as there are no others on Al’s gig list, but I feel sure he’s going to Email me to let me know – aren’t you Al! Meanwhile Al and Jerry would like as much support as possible to get these new sessions off the ground.

 

Other Stuff:

A couple of obituaries this week. Richard Webb tells me that Fred Wedlock, who found fame in 1980 when his record “Oldest Swinger in Town” made No 6 in the charts, passed away recently. This following link is to his Times obituary - http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/obituaries/article7051601.ece

 

I also understand that Dennis Rookard passed away this week. Dennis was a former BBC Essex folk music presenter and folk music archivist and researcher. Although he was never able to visit the club, he was nevertheless a recipient and keen reader of this newsletter.

 

Back to HFC:

The first of our new Saturday Specials takes place on 20th March when we have the enormously popular Askew Sisters as our guest artists, supported of course by our own Dennis Homes. If anyone’s able to help publicise the event by printing off the flyers I attached to last week’s newsletter and posting them somewhere where they’re likely to be seen by interested parties, then we’d be most grateful. If you’d like me to print off a couple of flyers for you, then just reply to this e-mail and let me know. Dennis has now sent me through some far better photos of himself than I had on file, so I’ll use these from now on.

 

Meanwhile, next week, Wednesday 10th March is another open session, so Make it a date – Wednesday at eight! at Havering Folk Club – the feelgood folk club.

 

Havering Folk Club, The Golden Lion, 2 High Street, Romford, RM1 1HR

01708 724544         haverfolk@yahoo.co.uk     www.haveringfolkclub.bravehost.com

 

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Monday, March 01, 2010

FOLK MUSIC NEWS FROM LEWES FOR MARCH 2010

TEN  ITEMS OF FOLK MUSIC NEWS FROM LEWES FOR MARCH


1] FOLK AT THE ROYAL OAK
Station Street, Lewes
Enquiries: - (01273) 478124 or 881316
Email tinvic@globalnet.co.uk.

Every Thursday 8.pm PROMPT START
Here is our programme for the coming months:-

March 4th * £6.00 * ANDY TURNER & MAT GREEN
A welcome return for this talented pair. Andy sings and plays melodeon
and anglo-concertina. Mat dances morris jigs and plays fiddle. Their
playing really creates sparks of excitement.

March 11th * £7.00 * TIM VAN EYKEN
Following his great success at the National Theatre and the West End
in "War Horse", Tim returns to solo performing and this will be one of
his first gigs since doing so. Ex-Waterson:Carthy

March 18th * £10.00 * MARTIN CARTHY, NORMA WATERSON & CHRIS PARKINSON
>>>ADVANCE TICKET ONLY – NOW SOLD OUT
March 25th * £6.00 * JIM McFARLAND
One of Ireland's top singers of traditional songs is making a short
English tour from his home in Derry. Jim has a great voice, many
excellent songs and he decorates his singing in a beautiful way

April 1st * Free Admission * ALL FOOLS DAY OPEN NIGHT
Anything is possible!

April 8th * £6.00 * HAZEL & EMILY ASKEW
Traditional songs and music with melodeon and fiddle played with
attack, verve and imagination

April 15th * £6.00 * ROSIE DAVIS, JOE LOCKER & BOB WINQUIST
The vibrant trio of an English woman, an American and a Canadian
combine to give us a stunning combination of bluegrass, Old Timey and
flat-foot dancing. This replaces the booking for these three cancelled
in January because of bad weather

April 22nd * £6.00 * JOHN ADAMS & CHRIS COE
John and Chris combine forces to present their own lively and
absorbing brand of (mainly traditional) songs and tunes

April 29th * £6.00 * ROGER WATSON & MUSA M’BOOB
The English singer and melodeon player and the Gambian master drummer
who work together brilliantly in Boka Halat bring as their
exhilarating music

May 6th * £6.00 * ÉAMONN Ó BRÓITHE & CREENA MULCHRONE
Éamonn is an outstanding exponent of the uillean pipes and Creena is
the wonderfully talented young Irish singer who has been gracing our
club lately

May 13th * £6.00 * PAUL BURGESS
One of England finest fiddle players (Old Swan Band, English Country
Dance band etc.) is also a talented singer

May 20th * £6.00 * JEFF WARNER
Singer, musician on banjo and concertina, folklorist
, Jeff’s performances are musically satisfying as well as being entertaining

May 27th * £6.00 * DEBBY McCLATCHY
The first visit of this expert entertainer who performs with wit and
imagination. While she plays a variety of acoustic instruments, when
touring she just takes banjo and maybe a fiddle

Later in 2010, our guests will include:-

CHRIS FOSTER * KEITH KENDRICK & SYLVIA NEEDHAM * BAYOU SECO * SPIDER
JOHN KOERNER * JOHN CONOLLY * THE CLAQUE * JOHN KIRKPATRICK * KEN HALL
& PETA WEBB (replaced the recently postponed date)

Our websites are at   and
http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes

Those of you who arrange listings are politely requested to include
all of the above.
***********
2] LEWES FOLK FESTIVAL 7 -10th OCTOBER 2010.
The two Lewes folk clubs are combining their efforts to promote this
festival, largely based in their own clubrooms and other venues in the
town.  At the moment this is still in the early planning stages but
watch this circular and elsewhere for updates on the guests/programme
etc. At the moment the following artists have agreed to appear: -
SHIRLEY COLLINS, JOHN KIRKPATRICK, CHRIS COE, JOHN ADAMS, PETE COE.
SUE COE, CHRIS PARTINGTON, THE COPPER FAMILY, BOB LEWIS, PEPPERS’
GHOST and a notable number of display dance teams have also indicated
their willingness to participate. The website at
http://www.lewesfolkfest.org/LFFindex.php will gradually be developed
as plans become finalised.
***********
3] FOLK AT THE ROYAL OAK ON "MYSPACE"
Our MYSPACE profile enables us to provide sample tracks of coming
guests as well as show photos and biographies of coming guests. It is
at http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes
Currently on our MYSPACE we have the following tracks by coming guests:-

 Mat Green & Andy Turner - "Quicksteps" - (March 4th)
Tim Van Eyken - "Barleycorn" - (March 11th)
Chris Parkinson [with Martin Carthy & Norma Waterson] - "Scotch
Measure/Mount Hills" - (March 18th)
Norma Waterson [with Martin Carthy & Chris Parkinson] - "Sheepcrook &
Black Dog" - (March 18th)
Martin Carthy [with Norma Waterson & Chris Parkinson] - "Georgie" - (March 18th)
Jim MacFarland - "Reynardine" - (March 25th)
Emily & Hazel Askew - "Fare The Well, My Dearest Dear (April 8th)
Rosie Davis [with Joe Locker & Bob Winquist] - "My Blue Heart" - (April 15th)
Chris Coe & John Adams - "Peeler Creek Waltz/Dog In Difficulty" - (April 22nd)
Jeff Warner - "Come Take A Trip In My Airship" - (May 20th)

After each gig the songs will drop off to be replaced with another by
an upcoming guest.
In addition there are videos by each of the following coming guest artists:-

TIM VAN EYKEN March 11th
MARTIN CARTHY March 18th
NORMA WATERSON March 18th
JIM MacFARLAND March 25th
ROSIE DAVIS JOE LOCKER & BOB WINQUIST April 15th
ROGER WATSON & MUSA M'BOOB April 29th
JEFF WARNER May 20th
CHRIS FOSTER June 17th
SPIDER JOHN KOERNER September 2nd
THE CLAQUE September 30th
JOHN CONOLLY September 16th
JOHN KIRKPATRICK October 7th
***********
4] SUSSEX FOLK GUIDE WEBSITE - UPDATED
For all the listings of folk music, song club, dances, festivals in
and around Sussex, have a look at http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/folk
This site all always kept updated with the latest events and those
currently listed cover all the dates up until the end of February 2010
.
***********
5] THE FOLK DIARY
Most of the listings on the Sussex Folk Guide website are taken from
the paper magazine, THE FOLK DIARY. Issue no 241 covers the months of
February and March. They are packed with adverts for various folk
festivals, folk music record companies, specialist shops, instrument
makers and other services as well as details of all the folk song and
dance events in our area. To obtain copies of this free magazine as it
is published, please send SAE's to Vic Smith at the address below.
It is also the address to send album review copies to.  Potential
advertisers are also asked to contact Vic for a statement of our
advertising rates.
The copy date for the April/May issue has just passed. However, it
should be mentioned for future issues that once the available space
has been filled, no more adverts can be accepted even if they are
received BEFORE the copy date. With this in mind, it is worth
contacting the editors before the copy date to state your intentions
and reserve advertising space even if you have not got final details
or you copy prepared.
Please contact
JIM MARSHALL 01273 559750 jimars@globalnet.co.uk
Or
VIC SMITH 01273 478124 tinvic@globalnet.co.uk
The next issue will be number 242 and will cover the months of April
and May and will be available from Mid-March.
**********
6] THE FOLK DIARY ON LINE
THE FOLK DIARY is available on-line at
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/fd.htm You will need Adobe ACROBAT
READER to read the pages. The size of each page is given by each page
link and the content of each page is indicated. The following issue is now
on-line and are listed here with the content of each page:-
ISSUE No. 241 FEBRUARY - MARCH 2010
Page 1(640kb) Beacon Tonbridge Wells (Mons), Vinces Fiddles, Six Bells
Chiddingly (Tues), Nanci Griffiths at De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill.
Page 2 (938kb) Pokey Lefarge at the Blue Coconut Pulborough, Grub's
Music Bar East Grinstead, White Horse Bodle St. Green (Mons), GBH
Ceilidhs Godalming (Sats), Elsie's (Sats), Folk On The Coast Bognor
(Fris).
Page 3 (861kb) Lewes Saturday folk club, Folk at the Royal Oak, Lewes
(Thurs), Copy dates and contact details.
Page 4 (1601kb) Amberley Folk Club (Tues), Brighton Acoustic sessions
at The Nelson (Mons), Kate's Kitchen Band, Brighton Cellarfolk (Tues),
Piggie's Open Mic sessions Uckfield (Tues).
Page 5 (1688kb) Hobgoblin Music, The Hawth Crawley, Gary's Live Music
Club Coolham (Sats).
Page 6 (449kb) The Blue Coconut Pulborough, Mid-Sussex Folk Singers
Ashurst (Weds) Rude Mechanicals Shoreham (Weds), Fee Calls Ceilidhs,
Lamb folk club Eastbourne (Weds), Brighton Folk & Blues Club Open
House (Fris).
Page 7 (1667kb) Meltdown Ceilidhs Haywards Heath (Sats), Sussex Folk
Association, Acoustic Sussex.
Page 8 (474kb) Seaford Folk Club (Fris), Brighton Singers Club The
Pond (Weds), Tonbridge Folk Club (Mons), The Sussex Song & Ale,
Croydon Folk Club (Mons), Barry Murphy's banjos.
Page 9 (1339kb) (385kb) Blue Coconut Pulborough, Horsham Folk Club
(Suns), Jolly Brewer Brighton (Suns), Electric Voices Guildford area.
Page 10 (1241kb) Willows Arundel (Weds), CD reviews by Jim Marshall
and Vic Smith
Page 11 (938kb) Folk Music in Tenterden (Fris), CD reviews by Jim
Marshall and Vic Smith
Page 12 (942 kb) Spyboy Presentations
**********
7] LEWES WORKSHOPS AT THE ELEPHANT & CASTLE
The workshops last a full Saturday or Sunday and the tutor performs at the
club in the evening. The programme for 2010 will be:-

27 March BEN PALEY Fiddle
17 April SHIRLEY COLLINS Trad song masterclass
18 April SHIRLEY COLLINS Trad song masterclass
24 April ISSEY EMENEY Melodeon
22 May JOE PENLAND North Carolina song & society
5 June MIKE O'CONNOR & BARBARA GRIGGS Cornish tunes from source manuscripts
6 June MIKE O'CONNOR Songwriting in the tradition
10 July KAREN TWEED O'Carolan's music (any instrument)
18 Sept MOOR MUSIC Dartmoor music (any instrument)
9 Oct JOHN ADAMS Village Music Project (any instrument)
10 Oct CHRIS COE Ballad forum
31 Oct MARTIN CARTHY Guitar
13 Nov FRANKIE ARMSTRONG Singing & vocal techniques
20 Nov TIM LAYCOCK Concertina (all systems)
The website for more details is
http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/LAFC/workshps.html or contact Valmai
Goodyear on (01273) 476757 or email ValmaiGoodyear@aol.com
The Lewes Saturday Folk Club has a new domain name -
http://www.lewessaturdayfolkclub.org/. This will work in parallel with
the old name http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/ for the time being but
they hope to phase it out so please change your bookmarks.

********
8] MONTHLY SESSION IN LEWES
There are very enjoyable Sunday afternoon sessions in the bar of the
Royal Oak in Station Street in Lewes. These will be on the last Sunday
of the month from 3.30 – 5.30pm. Dates for the next sessions are
~~~~~   March 28th – April 25th ~~~~~
They will be run by Vic & Tina Smith.
 ********
9] OTHER REGULAR SESSIONS IN THE LEWES/BRIGHTON AREA
Bryan Creer has taken on the task of detailing these, and they are posted at
http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/LAFC/Sessions.php
Have a look and if there are any you think that Bryan has missed - contact
him on Bryancreer@aol.com
********
10] HORSES BRAWL IN LEWES
This message from Robin:-
Although my wife and I live near Dorking, we run a concert series in
Lewes, at the workshop of the harpsichord maker Malcolm Rose. This is
the website for the series:

http://www.theworkshopseries.co.uk

On 20th March we have Horses Brawl, which is a real classical/folk
crossover act, as you may already know. It's just a small venue -
about 50 seats - and we have at least 20 left at this stage.
Many thanks
Robin
Barn Cottage,
Ruckmans
Okewood Hill
Dorking
RH5 5ND
>
 ...And  if you are ever looking for a good barn dance band, look no
further than THE SUSSEX PISTOLS - though you should get in quickly -
available dates for 2010 are being snapped up quickly. They performed
once again for the largest and most prestigious dance in our area, the
BRIGHTON MIDWINTER CEILIDH at the Corn Exchange in Brighton on
December 20th. As usual, the 500 plus tickets sold out very quickly.
Contact Tina on 01273 478124 or email her at tinasmith226@yahoo.co.uk  to
book the band. The band's website is at
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/pistols.htm and they have a
MYSPACE profile as well at http://www.myspace.com/thesussexpistols
__________________________________________

VIC & TINA SMITH
26 Ferrers Road
LEWES
East Sussex
BN7 1PZ
England

Tel & Fax:- 01273 478124
Email:-
tinvic@globalnet.co.uk
folk@brighton.co.uk

ROYAL OAK WEBSITES:-
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic
http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes

SUSSEX FOLK GUIDE WEBSITE:-
http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/folk

LEWES FOLK FESTIVAL WEBSITE:-
http://lewesfolkfest.org/

SUSSEX PISTOLS BARN DANCE BAND WEBSITE:-
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/pistols.htm

COMPOUND SOUNDS WEBSITE
http://www.compoundsounds.com
http://www.myspace.com/jalisherrifokonteh

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Welcome to Campus Dining Services

Hi Everyone!

Welcome to the wonderful world of Campus Dining Services!

Attached, please find a document called "Dining Hall Managers".  This
is your contact list for all of the food service operations on campus,
including directions to the office where you need to report and punch
in for all shifts.

A few reminders:

Your shift belongs to you.  If you are unable to make your shift, you
are required to find a substititute for yourself, as well as keeping
your manager informed of your efforts.  First line is to post a sub
slip at least 5 days before the date of absence.  A second option
would be checking the sub-list on-line at
http://www.oberlin.edu/cds/employment/substitute.html and making
contact via phone, email, or in person with your fellow students to
see if someone is available to work for you.  Report directly to the
manager on the status of your substitution the day before the date of
absence.
If you are ill and must call off sick, you must do so by phone direct
to a manager on duty at a minimum of 2 hours before your scheduled
work time.  Emailing is not an option.  Do not contact me - I am not a
manager.  You are permitted to leave voice mail if your call is made
in plenty of time ahead and direct to the Dining Hall in which you are
scheduled.
Make sure you arrive for your shift in time enough so that you are
ready in your working position at your scheduled time.  If your
schedule says 5:00, you need to arrive early enough before 5:00 to
wash your hands, get your hair net on, punch in, and be in place to
perform your work when the clock says 5:00.
Pants have to be long ones, shoes must cover your toe and heel, shirts
must have at least a short sleeve and cover your middle even when you
raise up your arms.  Neat and clean is required.
Use of cell phones, ipods, or any electronic device is prohibited
while on the clock.
Please avoid bringing valuables to work with you.  Although action is
being taken to improve security, Oberlin College and CDS are not
responsible for goods lost or stolen while on the clock.
If you have not done so already, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR TAX
PAPERWORK with the Student Employment Office in Carnegie.  You can not
get a paycheck until you do so.  If you have ever received an Oberlin
College pay before, you do not have to re-do this paperwork, but it
must completed once!  I need to be notified via email when this has
happened.  More information is available at:
http://new.oberlin.edu/office/student-employment/

To further clarify your responsibilities as an employee, a copy of the
student manual is also attached.  This manual will provide you with
basic information regarding all CDS Student Employment policies in
general.  Do not hesitate to contact any manager to discuss the
details of any issue you may have.

If you have questions or aggravations about your work, the schedule,
or pay, please contact me at this email address, by phone at
440-775-8101, or stop in to see me on the first floor of Stevenson,
Griswald entrance.

Happy Spring!

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Kittiwakes at FR on Fri, 26th Feb

Dear Forest Roots

If you came in from the cold and were at last months Forest Roots you
were certainly warmed up by all the fantastic acts that performed so a
big thankyou to The Bonfire Band, TenStringFever, Nick Pickett,
Whatever Next, Stew Simpson, Annie, Richard and Sue, Angus and last
but not least, David who gave the address to the haggis.  Let's hope
they come back and perform for us again soon. Oh yes, and a special
thankyou to Stan Gordon for doing the sound and Mark McGlynn for
sorting it when it went wrong.
       Lots of you said what a good night it was but you are all in
for another treat this month with the Kittiwakes, an english folk trio
singing truly evocative self-penned songs inspired by the Lofoten
Islands. You can check them out at www.thekittiwakes.com.

looking forward to seeing you all

stay forever young

Jenny and Caroline

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Short breaks in London with a Show
February 12, 2010 at 2:44 PM


Short breaks in London with a show are a great choice for mid-week or weekend holidays. Here are my top 3 recommendations for shows this coming Spring.  Couples who just want to see a show as part of a trip to London, perhaps as part of a special occasion have lots of choice when it comes to shows and things to do.  London is a great place for  short breaks and there is a lot for couples to do and see. There are all the art galleries, lots of classy shops and, of course, the sights of London. That’s the thing about the capital it’s still fun even if you’ve seen it all before. Short breaks in London with a Show th! eatrebreaksoccasion 300x233

When you are choosing the show for your short break I’ve got three top recommendations for you at the moment.

Choose Your Show

Les Miserables

Short breaks in London with a Show lesmiserables.thumbnailIn your position I’d go for Les Miserables as a first choice. Tickets have got a little bit trickier to get hold of due to the SuBo effect but the theatre break agencies still have plenty of availability. If you can be flexible about your dates and can travel mid-week there are some brilliant deals for Les Miz. Traveling mid-week also gives you a good choice of 3* and 4* hotels at very reasonable rates.  Les Miserables is one of the longest running shows but it still remains one of the best. People always seem to enjoy it a! nd it still seems as fresh as it ever was.

Dress Code: best frock or jeans, this is London – no one cares!

Hair

However if semi-classical score is not to your taste you could try revisiting the 60s and trying something brand new but re-cycled. Hair is coming to the West End in April and it’s going to be huge. This is the full Broadway revival production, all singing, all dancing, full of colour, life and energy, just like time traveling back to those days. They say if you remember the 60s you weren’t there but Hair is all that you might have missed and more. There is flower power, hippies and The Age of Aquarius, not to mention a bit of nudity and other, rather innocent naughtiness! Dress code: Afghan waistcoats, bell bottoms and patchouli (only kidding!). Though it might not be a bad choice of costume if you want to join in with the onstage party at the end of the show:

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Maybe  Jersey Boys is more your scene, sing along as you watch the story of Frankie Valley and the Four Seasons unfold. Walk Like a Man, Sherry Baby, and a host of other tunes you’ll enjoy discovering you still know all the words to are woven into the story of five young lads from New Jersey.

Dress code: Very snazzy Trilby hats available in the foyer of the theatre

So there you are three top shows to choose from, all of them ideal to fit in with your short breaks in London with a show.

 
 

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Chinese New Year February 14th 2010

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    Monday, February 01, 2010

    NINE ITEMS OF FOLK MUSIC NEWS FROM LEWES FOR FEBRUARY

    NINE ITEMS OF FOLK MUSIC NEWS FROM LEWES FOR FEBRUARY

    1] FOLK AT THE ROYAL OAK
    Station Street, Lewes
    Enquiries: - (01273) 478124 or 881316
    Email tinvic@globalnet.co.uk.

    Every Thursday 8.pm PROMPT START
    Here is our programme for the coming months:-

    Feb 4th * £6.00 * MARTYN WYNDHAM READ & IRIS BISHOP

    One of the finest voices on the folk scene in the company of one of
    the most talented and sensitive accompanists.

    Feb 11th * £6.00 * JEZ LOWE

    'One of the best writers to come out of England' Richard Thompson.
    'One of our best songwriters' Mike Harding, BBC Radio 2

    Feb 18th * £6.00 * CHRIS BARTRAM, NEIL BROOKES & TONY WEATHERALL

    A new trio from Shropshire that combines the excellent singing of
    Chris with the a pair of the finest exponents of English dance music
    on fiddle and melodeon

    February 25th * £6.00 * PETA WEBB & KEN HALL

    Two great singers whose voices combine wonderfully well. Their
    repertoire of songs come from England, Ireland and

    America and they are noted experts on traditional singing.

    March 4th * £6.00 * ANDY TURNER & MAT GREEN

    A welcome return for this talented pair. Andy sings and plays melodeon
    and anglo-concertina. Mat dances morris jigs and plays fiddle. Their
    playing really creates sparks of excitement.

    March 11th * £7.00 * TIM VAN EYKEN

    Following his great success at the National Theatre and the West End
    in "War Horse", Tim returns to solo performing and this will be one of
    his first gigs since doing so. Ex-Waterson:Carthy

    March 18th * £10.00 * MARTIN CARTHY, NORMA WATERSON & CHRIS PARKINSON

    >>>ADVANCE TICKET ONLY


    March 25th * £6.00 * JIM McFARLAND

    One of Ireland's top singers of traditional songs is making a short
    English tour from his home in Derry. Jim has a great voice, many
    excellent songs and he decorates his singing in a beautiful way

    Later in 2010, our guests will include:-

    * ROSIE DAVIS, JOE LOCKER & BOB WINQUIST (replacing the band weather
    cancellation evening) * CHRIS COE & JOHN ADAMS * JOHN KIRKPATRICK *
    JEFF WARNER * BAYOU SECO * DEBBIE McCLATCHY

    Our websites are at   and

    http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes

    Those of you who arrange listings are politely requested to include
    all of the above.

    ***********

    2] LEWES FOLK FESTIVAL 7 -10th OCTOBER 2010.
    The two Lewes folk clubs are combining their efforts to promote this
    festival, largely based in their own clubrooms and other venues in the
    town.  At the moment this is still in the early planning stages but
    watch this circular and elsewhere for updates on the guests/programme
    etc. At the moment the following artists have agreed to appear: -
    SHIRLEY COLLINS, JOHN KIRKPATRICK, CHRIS COE, JOHN ADAMS, PETE COE.
    SUE COE, CHRIS PARTINGTON, THE COPPER FAMILY, BOB LEWIS, PEPPERS’
    GHOST and a notable number of display dance teams have also indicated
    their willingness to participate. The website at
    http://www.lewesfolkfest.org/LFFindex.php will gradually be developed
    as plans become finalised.

    ***********

    3] FOLK AT THE ROYAL OAK ON "MYSPACE"
    Our MYSPACE profile enables us to provide sample tracks of coming
    guests as well as show photos and biographies of coming guests. It is
    at http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes
    Currently on our MYSPACE we have the following tracks by coming guests:-

    Martyn Wyndham Read & Iris Bishop - "The Foggy Dew" - (February 4th)
    Chris Bartram, Neil Brookes & Tony Weatherall - "Barleycorn" - (February 18th)
    Tony Weatherall [as part of Bartram. Brookes & Weatherall]- "The
    Woolsack - Oh What A Row - Reel" - (February 18th)
    Mat Green & Andy Turner - "Quicksteps" - (March 4th)
    Tim Van Eyken - "Barleycorn" - (March 11th)
    Chris Parkinson [with Martin Carthy & Norma Waterson] - "Scotch
    Measure/Mount Hills" - (March 18th)
    Norma Waterson [with Martin Carthy & Chris Parkinson] - "Sheepcrook &
    Black Dog" - (March 18th)
    Martin Carthy [with Norma Waterson & Chris Parkinson] - "Georgie" - (March 18th)
    Jim MacFarland - "Reynardine" - (March 25th)
    Rosie Davis [with Joe Locker & Bob Winquist] - "My Blue Heart" - (April 15th)

    After each gig the songs will drop off to be replaced with another by
    an upcoming guest.
    In addition there are videos by each of the following coming guest artists:-

    MARTYN WYNDHAM READ & IRIS BISHOP February 4th

    JEZ LOWE February 11th
    TIM VAN EYKEN March 11th
    MARTIN CARTHY March 18th
    NORMA WATERSON March 18th
    JIM MacFARLAND March 25th
    ROSIE DAVIS JOE LOCKER & BOB WINQUIST April 15th
    JEFF WARNER May 20th
    CHRIS FOSTER June 17th
    ***********
    4] SUSSEX FOLK GUIDE WEBSITE - UPDATED
    For all the listings of folk music, song club, dances, festivals in
    and around Sussex, have a look at http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/folk
    This site all always kept updated with the latest events and those
    currently listed cover all the dates up until the end of February 2010
    .
    ***********
    5] THE FOLK DIARY
    Most of the listings on the Sussex Folk Guide website are taken from
    the paper magazine, THE FOLK DIARY. Issue no 241 covers the months of
    February and March. They are packed with adverts for various folk
    festivals, folk music record companies, specialist shops, instrument
    makers and other services as well as details of all the folk song and
    dance events in our area. To obtain copies of this free magazine as it
    is published, please send SAE's to Vic Smith at the address below.
    It is also the address to send album review copies to.  Potential
    advertisers are also asked to contact Vic for a statement of our
    advertising rates.

    The copy date for the April/May issue is February 26th. However, it
    should be mentioned for future issues that once the available space
    has been filled, no more adverts can be accepted even if they are
    received BEFORE the copy date. With this in mind, it is worth
    contacting the editors before the copy date to state your intentions
    and reserve advertising space even if you have not got final details
    or you copy prepared.

    Please contact

    JIM MARSHALL 01273 559750 jimars@globalnet.co.uk

    Or

    VIC SMITH 01273 478124 tinvic@globalnet.co.uk

    The next issue will be number 242 and will cover the months of April
    and May and will be available from Mid-March.
    **********
    6] THE FOLK DIARY ON LINE
    THE FOLK DIARY is available on-line at
    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/fd.htm You will need Adobe ACROBAT
    READER to read the pages. The size of each page is given by each page
    link and the content of each page is indicated. The following issue is now
    on-line and are listed here with the content of each page:-

    ISSUE No. 241 FEBRUARY - MARCH 2010

    Page 1(640kb) Beacon Tonbridge Wells (Mons), Vinces Fiddles, Six Bells
    Chiddingly (Tues), Nanci Griffiths at De La Warr Pavilion Bexhill.
    Page 2 (938kb) Pokey Lefarge at the Blue Coconut Pulborough, Grub's
    Music Bar East Grinstead, White Horse Bodle St. Green (Mons), GBH
    Ceilidhs Godalming (Sats), Elsie's (Sats), Folk On The Coast Bognor
    (Fris).
    Page 3 (861kb) Lewes Saturday folk club, Folk at the Royal Oak, Lewes
    (Thurs), Copy dates and contact details.
    Page 4 (1601kb) Amberley Folk Club (Tues), Brighton Acoustic sessions
    at The Nelson (Mons), Kate's Kitchen Band, Brighton Cellarfolk (Tues),
    Piggie's Open Mic sessions Uckfield (Tues).
    Page 5 (1688kb) Hobgoblin Music, The Hawth Crawley, Gary's Live Music
    Club Coolham (Sats).
    Page 6 (449kb) The Blue Coconut Pulborough, Mid-Sussex Folk Singers
    Ashurst (Weds) Rude Mechanicals Shoreham (Weds), Fee Calls Ceilidhs,
    Lamb folk club Eastbourne (Weds), Brighton Folk & Blues Club Open
    House (Fris).
    Page 7 (1667kb) Meltdown Ceilidhs Haywards Heath (Sats), Sussex Folk
    Association, Acoustic Sussex.
    Page 8 (474kb) Seaford Folk Club (Fris), Brighton Singers Club The
    Pond (Weds), Tonbridge Folk Club (Mons), The Sussex Song & Ale,
    Croydon Folk Club (Mons), Barry Murphy's banjos.
    Page 9 (1339kb) (385kb) Blue Coconut Pulborough, Horsham Folk Club
    (Suns), Jolly Brewer Brighton (Suns), Electric Voices Guildford area.
    Page 10 (1241kb) Willows Arundel (Weds), CD reviews by Jim Marshall
    and Vic Smith
    Page 11 (938kb) Folk Music in Tenterden (Fris), CD reviews by Jim
    Marshall and Vic Smith
    Page 12 (942 kb) Spyboy Presentations

    **********

    7] LEWES WORKSHOPS AT THE ELEPHANT & CASTLE
    The workshops last a full Saturday or Sunday and the tutor performs at the
    club in the evening. The programme for 2010 will be:-

    20 Feb STEVE TURNER Concertinas for song accompaniment
    27 Feb COOPE BOYES & SIMPSON Vocal harmony
    27 Feb GEORGINA BOYES Folklore seminar (pm)
    27 March BEN PALEY Fiddle
    17 April SHIRLEY COLLINS Trad song masterclass
    18 April SHIRLEY COLLINS Trad song masterclass
    24 April ISSEY EMENEY Melodeon
    22 May JOE PENLAND North Carolina song & society
    5 June MIKE O'CONNOR & BARBARA GRIGGS Cornish tunes from source manuscripts
    6 June MIKE O'CONNOR Songwriting in the tradition
    10 July KAREN TWEED O'Carolan's music (any instrument)
    18 Sept MOOR MUSIC Dartmoor music (any instrument)
    9 Oct JOHN ADAMS Village Music Project (any instrument)
    10 Oct CHRIS COE Ballad forum
    31 Oct MARTIN CARTHY Guitar
    13 Nov FRANKIE ARMSTRONG Singing & vocal techniques
    20 Nov TIM LAYCOCK Concertina (all systems)
    The website for more details is
    http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/LAFC/workshps.html or contact Valmai
    Goodyear on (01273) 476757 or email ValmaiGoodyear@aol.com

    The Lewes Saturday Folk Club has a new domain name -
    http://www.lewessaturdayfolkclub.org/. This will work in parallel with
    the old name http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/ for the time being but
    they hope to phase it out so please change your bookmarks.

    ********

    8] MONTHLY SESSION IN LEWES

    There are very enjoyable Sunday afternoon sessions in the bar of the
    Royal Oak in Station Street in Lewes. These will be on the last Sunday
    of the month from 3.30 – 5.30pm. Dates for the next sessions are

    ~~~~~        February 28th – March 28th ~~~~~

    They will be run by Vic & Tina Smith.

     ********
    9] OTHER REGULAR SESSIONS IN THE LEWES/BRIGHTON AREA
    Bryan Creer has taken on the task of detailing these, and they are posted at
    http://www.lewesarmsfolkclub.org/LAFC/Sessions.php
    Have a look and if there are any you think that Bryan has missed - contact
    him on Bryancreer@aol.com

    >
     ...And  if you are ever looking for a good barn dance band, look no
    further than THE SUSSEX PISTOLS - though you should get in quickly -
    available dates for 2010 are being snapped up quickly. They performed
    once again for the largest and most prestigious dance in our area, the
    BRIGHTON MIDWINTER CEILIDH at the Corn Exchange in Brighton on
    December 20th. As usual, the 500 plus tickets sold out very quickly.
    Contact Tina on 01273 478124 or email her at tinasmith226@yahoo.co.uk  to
    book the band. The band's website is at
    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/pistols.htm and they have a
    MYSPACE profile as well at http://www.myspace.com/thesussexpistols

    __________________________________________

    VIC & TINA SMITH
    26 Ferrers Road
    LEWES
    East Sussex
    BN7 1PZ
    England

    Tel & Fax:- 01273 478124
    Email:-
    tinvic@globalnet.co.uk
    folk@brighton.co.uk

    ROYAL OAK WEBSITES:-
    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic

    http://www.myspace.com/royaloakfolklewes

    SUSSEX FOLK GUIDE WEBSITE:-
    http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/folk

    LEWES FOLK FESTIVAL WEBSITE:-

    http://lewesfolkfest.org/

    SUSSEX PISTOLS BARN DANCE BAND WEBSITE:-
    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~tinvic/pistols.htm

    COMPOUND SOUNDS WEBSITE
    http://www.compoundsounds.com

    http://www.myspace.com/jalisherrifokonteh

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    Wednesday, January 27, 2010

    DARTFORD FOLK CLUB

    DARTFORD FOLK CLUB UPDATE

    BBC Radio 2 Folk Club of the Year 2008 – check out the following link:

    http://www.dartfordfolk.org.uk/dfc_award08.htm

    Dartford Folk Club meets on Tuesday from 8.30 to 11.00 p.m. at
    Dartford Working Men’s Club in Essex Road, Dartford.

    *  Floor Singers Welcome – ring Pam or Alan on 01322 222553.

    *  Drinks at club prices, including up to 15 real ales!  Coffee & tea
    also available.

    FORTHCOMING GUESTS:

    FEBRUARY 2ND – DAVE SWARBRICK

    http://www.folkicons.co.uk/swarb.htm

    Dave Swarbrick first picked up a fiddle at the age of 6 and turned
    professional with the Ian Campbell Folk Group.  Heavily involved in
    the 60’s folk revival, firstly with Martin Carthy and then Fairport
    Convention, he has been called “the most influential fiddle player bar
    none”.  Famously ‘killed off’ by the Telegraph in 1999, Swarb had a
    double lung transplant in 2004.  He has now regained much of his old
    zest, touring in duos with Martin Carthy and Alistair Hulett and,
    recently, returning to solo work.

    FEBRUARY 9TH – MARTYN WYNDHAM-READ

    http://www.martynwyndhamread.com/

    Martyn, who will be performing with Iris Bishop (Concertinas,
    Accordion) and Gary Holder (Bass), has been a stalwart of the folk
    scene since the 1970’s.  Most of his music comes from Australia, where
    he lived in the 1960’s (working on a South Australian sheep station)
    and has since re-visited many times.  He is an engaging performer,
    combining songs, recitations, stories and anecdotes of outback life.

    FEBRUARY 16TH – TOM MCCONVILLE TRIO

    http://www.tommcconville.co.uk/

    The Newcastle Fiddle Player, Tom McConville, is a fine player and
    singer who performs both traditional and contemporary music.  A
    professional musician since 1971, he is the leading exponent of the
    compositions of James Hill, the 19th Century Newcastle fiddler.  Tom
    has worked with many leading musicians over the years, including Bob
    Fox, Kieron Halpin, Chris Newman and Pauline Cato.  Tonight he is
    joined by David Newey (Guitar, Vocals) and Phil Murray (Acoustic Bass
    Guitar).

    FEBRUARY 23RD – WIZZ JONES

    http://www.wizzjones.com/wizzandsim.html

    Wizz Jones is a bit of an enigma.  He has busked with Rod Stewart and
    Alex Campbell.  Eric Clapton, John Renbourn and Ralph McTell call him
    an important influence.  He enjoyed great success in the 1970's.  Yet
    in the 80’s he almost disappeared from view.  However, he has long
    been a favourite at Dartford and we are delighted that there has been
    renewed interest in his music during the last few years.

    COMING UP IN MARCH

    March 2nd – Mad Agnes (USA) (http://www.madagnes.com/)

    March 9th – Tom Lewis (http://www.tomlewis.net/)

    March 16th – Keith Pearson’s Coup de Grass
    (http://www.keithpearson.co.uk/CDG5.htm)

    March 23rd – Allan Taylor (http://www.allantaylor.com/)

    March 30th – Tom Kitching & Gren Bartley (http://www.tomandgren.co.uk/)

    For more information on the club (including directions on how to get
    there), listings of guest performers past, present and future and a
    tribute to Paul Homer, our late editor, please visit our website at
    http://www.DartfordFolk.org.uk/.


    http://www.DartfordFolk.org.uk/

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    Saturday, January 23, 2010

    Forest Roots this friday

    Dear Forest Folk


    we haven't seen you all for such a long time so we hope you can make
    it to Forest Roots this friday at the FGH function room, Godwin Road,
    Forest Gate starts 8.30pm. We have two great acts; The Bonfire Band
    www.myspace.com/thebonfireband and TenStringFever
    www.tenstringfever.com. Also we will be celebrating Burns Night and
    David, our resident Scot, will be making the address to the haggis.
    Don't forget our 'take your pick' raffle  where , just for a change,
    we will be raffling a pink ukulele! Oh yes, and the haggis. 'SPECIAL
    OFFER'........We will be giving a free wee dram to anyone who turns up
    in a kilt

    stay forever young

    see you friday

    yours aye

    Jenny and Caroline

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    Thursday, January 21, 2010

    Friday, January 15, 2010

    Solar eclipse of January 15, 2010

    Wicked Welcomes Rachel Tucker

    Wicked Welcomes Rachel Tucker

    Posted by Linda on 15/1/10 • Categorized as Wicked

    Wicked is continuing to build after its most successful year ever and is bringing in not one but two new witches! Current witches Alexia Khadime (Elphaba) and Dianne Pilkington (Glinda) leave the show on a record breaking high note and will play their final performances on Saturday 27 March 2010. Bound to be a very emotional evening!
    (If you want tickets for this one you must act fast – Click through to see if there are Wicked theatre breaks available for Alexia and Diane’s final performance. By the way there’s a Free Hotel Offer on weekday Wicked Theatre Breaks until the end of March)

    Wicked

    Wicked

    Rachel Tucker as Elphaba

    Wicked Welcomes Rachel Tucker racheltuckergreenI’m a big fan of Rachel Tucker. I thought she had a great voice when she was in I’d Do Anything and I absolutely loved her in We Will Rock You. She was playing Meat the night I saw her but I believe she made a great success of the lead role, Scaramouche, on the few occasions she got to play it. Rachel will join Wicked as the new Elphaba and I can’t wait to hear her sing “Defying Gravity”. The voice and the song should combine beautifully and give us yet another interpretation of a great standard. So as one Nancy (Jodie) bows out the West End will see another graduate of the I’d Do Anything programme take centre stage. Perhaps this will convince the critics that reality casting shows do actually uncover worthwhile talent. Don’t hold your breath!

    Like Kerry Ellis, a previous much loved Elphaba, Rachel will bring her own loyal fan base to the show and no doubt to this post. Hi all :-)

    Oz Trivia – Rachel is no stranger to Oz having played Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz at Belfast’s Lyric Theatre.

    Louise Dearman as Glinda

    Louise joins the cast of Wicked as Glinda. She’s been widely acclaimed in her lead role in the touring production of Evita. It will be interesting to see what she makes of the role of Glinda and how she stamps her own personality on it. Louise’s voice is described by her agents as: pure, melting soprano voice, with a surprisingly strong belt.
    Having listened to a sample I have to agree, lovely! But don’t just rely on my judgment have a listen for yourself:

    Book Wicked Theatre Breaks

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    Wednesday, January 13, 2010

    London Weekend Breaks

    London Weekend Breaks

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    London Weekend Breaks with double theatre

    London Weekend Breaks can be organised in the same way as midweek theatre breaks with just one night in a central London hotel, the big evening at the show and then return home the next day, whether it's a Friday night out or a Saturday, but it's also possible to go the whole hog and spend the whole weekend in London right through from Friday afternoon until sometime on Sunday. Those in the know will manage to fit in more than one trip to the theatre during their away break as well, by booking two night London weekend breaks with one set of theatre tickets included, and then sorting out additional theatre only tickets for themselves by buying day seats from one of the theatres or else same day tickets from the half price tkts booth in Leicester Square.

    London Weekend Breaks

    Weekend Breaks in London for more than just sight seeing
    Weekend Breaks in London for more than just sight seeing

    5 Other things to do on London Weekend Breaks

    London weekend breaks are not just about the theatre. Here are five other suggestions for things to do in London.

    1. Visit the Natural History and Science museums in Kensington
    2. Shopping in Covent Garden Market
    3. A Thames river trip
    4. London Eye
    5. Walk in the royal parks

    What do you like to do on London Weekend breaks?

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    London Shows and Hotel Deals

    London Shows and Hotel Deals

    Posted by Linda on 13/1/10 • Categorized as Hotel and Theatre deals, London Shows

    About London shows and hotel deals

    London shows and hotel deals are usually offered as a package by the theatre break agencies, some of them will let you add in train tickets (usually at a considerable discount). You can also add a variety of extras including pre-theatre meals, sight seeing trips and entrance to many of the major London tourist attractions.

    London Shows

    You can choose from a huge number of London shows including first class musicals, serious plays, side-splitting comedies. If none of these take your fancy you can opt for ballets, operas and even concerts. Three of the most consistently popular London shows in the last year have all been musicals.

    Wicked (London) has had a spectacular year with record box office takings. The story of what happened before Dorothy got to Oz goes from strength to strength and looks set to continue its run at the Apollo indefinitely.

    London Shows and Hotel Deals

    Oliver has had an amazing first year and continues to be popular. If you want to see Jodie Prenger (I’d Do anything winner) as Nancy you need to go before the end of March. Those of you who wait for the summer will also get a treat as ex-Wicked star Kerry Ellis moves into the role of Nancy. Fagin is currently being played by Griff Rhys Jones.

    We Will Rock You is a great show for rockers of all ages. The show is full of energy and the music of Queen meshes beautifully with Ben Elton’s witty plot line. I just loved We Will Rock you. It is a wonderful ‘feel good’ evening and a perfect and popular choice of show.

    Hotel Deals

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    Show and Stay have a great hotel deal on at the moment. They are offering a free one night hotel stay in selected 3* hotels when you buy your tickets for a choice of 13 shows. The deal is available for Mondays to Thursdays only and runs until March 31st.

    London shows and hotel deals are available all year round but special offers like this one are limited and tend to get snapped up fairly quickly. If you want to be sure of getting the show and dates you want you will need to act fast. With prices starting from only £45 per person and limited availability this offer will not hang around. Check now to see if your dates and show are available.

    ** Free Hotel Offer with London Shows and Hotel Deals **

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    Tuesday, January 12, 2010

    New Employment Rules - Jan 2010


     New Employment Rules

     

    SICKDAYS
    We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work.

     

    MARTENITY LEAVE

    Kort Kort pregnant is banned. You must first apply to your superiors and with their approval you’ll then be allowed to do pregnancy. It will only be allowed once in 10yrs and you only get 1 month maternity leave. No male shall get leave related to her wife’s pregnancy, sickness or even death (he is not a midwife, a doctor nor an undertaker).

     

    SURGERY
    Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider having anything removed. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

     

    HOLIDAYS
    Each employee will receive 104 holidays per year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

     

    BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
    This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends or relatives. Every effort should be made to have non-employees to attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch-hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.

     

    ABSENT FOR YOUR OWN DEATH
    This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks’ notice to allow time for you to train your own replacement.

     

    TOILET USE
    Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance: All employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8.00 to 8.20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8.20 to 8.40 and so on. If you are unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both workers' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing.
    In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open..

     

    LUNCH BREAK
    Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill.

     

    DRESS CODE
    It is advised that you must come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing designer clothing we will assume that you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay rise.

    Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere.

    Have a nice day

    HR


    PS – please charge the time spent reading this email to ANNUAL LEAVE

     

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    Monday, January 11, 2010

    From the Love Never Dies blog

    Niamh Perry’s blog

    I’m back again to fill you all in on the past few days of rehearsals. Most of the cast began on Monday [4th January] morning but by next Monday [11th] the whole company from every department will come together for an eagerly anticipated “Meet and Greet”. Rumour has it that the design team have put together a powerpoint presentation… I can’t wait! We have already started to set a few dance numbers (which are looking fabulous) and you can sense the excitement in the air.

    For me, finally starting to put this masterpiece into action has been pretty overwhelming. As I said in my last blog, I have been lucky enough to have been involved in Love Never Dies from the very first workshop over 18 months ago.

    I have also been asked to fill you in on my back story. Many of you won’t know this, but I first met Andrew (The Lord) when I became a finalist for the BBC show “I’d Do Anything” which was the TV search for a new talent to play ‘Nancy’ in Oliver!, in which Andrew was the judge. And although I didn’t win (which I think is lucky, as I wouldn’t be involved in Love Never Dies!), I gained so much priceless support from the legend himself, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

    It is because of his support and encouragement that I am blessed with the chance to create the role of “Fleck.”

    I had my wig fitting yesterday with an awesome man named Campbell who covered my head in cling film, sticky-tape and red marker- I looked hot- NOT. I’ve never worn a wig before so this is a new experience all together!

    I must dash here, I have a costume fitting in a few hours. It feels like I’ve been waiting for this for months! The excitement is taking over. Maybe they will let me fill you in on a few secrets…

    Till then, much love and too much excitement…

    Niamh xx

    London Theatre breaks to Love Never Dies are already on sale and teh expectation is mounting week by week, especially now that the proper rehearsals are underway.

    See also Love Never Dies

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    Coming in from the cold at Forest Roots on January 29th

    Dear Forest Folk


    Brrrrrrrrrrr! The weather outside is frightful but Forest Roots is so
    delightful and on friday, 29th January, we've got two hot acts. The
    Bonfire Band will warm you up with their self-penned songs with a
    country feel www.myspace.com and TenStringFever will push up the
    temperature with some hot fiddle and guitar, www.tenstringfever.com.
    So if you've no place to go  come and warm up at Forest Roots, The
    Forest Gate Hotel, Godwin Road, Forest Gate. Starts at 8.30pm

     Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow....

    stay forever young

    Jenny and Caroline

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    Thursday, January 07, 2010

    Big Garden Birdwatch and RSPB Membership

    Happy New Year!

    Big Garden Birdwatch.

    The next big Weekend birdwatch is on 30th and 31st January 2010.

    The RSPB’s Big Garden Birdwatch encourages people all over the country
    to count the birds in their garden for just an hour over this one
    weekend. It’s very simple to take part and provides the RSPB with
    information and patterns in bird numbers that help prioritise
    conservation work. More details about the event and how people can
    join in can be found at www.rspb.org.uk/birdwatch

    An adult RSPB membership now costs £36 a year and joint membership is
    £46. Family membership remains at £51 and kids’ memberships are
    unchanged at just £15 a year for one child and £25 for two or more
    children at the same address.

    http://distributedresearch.net/blog/2009/03/25/big-garden-bird-watch-results-are-out

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    Wednesday, January 06, 2010

    Snow in London : Show goes on

    Latest News: Weather update: Show goes on in London

    First published: 06 Jan 2010

    Despite the adverse weather conditions, as yet none of London’s theatres have reported performance cancellations today.

    Theatregoers with tickets for matinee or evening performances today, 6 January, are advised to check with the theatre box office or their point of sale for the latest information.

    Official London Theatre will endeavour to keep you updated throughout the day, so please check back regularly.

    Latest Weather News: Snow in London : Show goes on

    Despite the adverse weather conditions, with yet more snow predicted, as yet none of London’s West End theatres have reported any performance cancellations for today, January 6th.

    Theatregoers with tickets for matinee or evening performances today, 6 January, are advised to check with the theatre box office or their point of sale for the latest information.

    London Theatre Breaks will endeavour to keep you updated throughout the day, so please check back regularly.

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